Name a character from one of my fandoms, and I'll give you either probably all of the following (a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon, (b) a reason he/she sucks, (c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes, (d) five things that never happened to that character or (e) five people that character never fell in love with and why.
My fandoms are listed in my interests but here's a quick run down: Star Wars, Pirates, Smallville, Alias, Buffy, Terminator...